All About Me

Favourite Perfumes:

"Beautiful" and "Youth Dew" by Estee Lauder,

"Dune" by Christian D'ior,

"White Musk" from the Bodyshop

"Anais Anais" by Cacharel.

Favourite Flowers:

Deep Red Roses, Carnations, White Lillies and Orchids

Favourite Jewellery:

Silver, White Gold, Diamonds, Sapphire, Ruby, Onyx. Necklaces length at least 20". Bracelets/Watches at least 8". Ring Sizes: UK T, US 10, Eur 63.

Favourite Commediennes/Comedians:

Lee Evans, Peter Kay, Victoria Wood, Jo Brand, Alan Davies, Matt Lucas,

David Walliams, Steve Coogan, Bill Bailey, Eddie Izzard, Paul Merton,

Roy "Chubby" Brown, Eddie Murphy, Dave Allen and Jim Davidson

Favourite Music Genre:

Rock/Goth (especially Type O Negative), 80's, 60's, Some Classical and The Beatles

Favourite Authors:

Sue Townsend, Stephen King, Anne McCaffrey, James Herbert

Favourite Books:

Adrian Mole Diaries, Go Ask Malice (Faiths Diary), Buffy Books,

The In-Between Place, Inside Little Britain

Favourite Colours

Red, Black, Purple, Silver and Pastel Colours

Hobbies & Interests:

I adore PVC, leather and silk/satin fetish clothing.

I have been interested in PVC ever since I was a small child.

I also love to play the Sims 2 and their expansion packs when I have time - I think it's the CONTROL aspect of the game!

I also collect Reborn Dolls, Annette Himstedt Dolls,

Masterpiece Dolls (especially by German artist Monika Peter-Leicht).

Favourite Wines:

A nice oakey red Rioja, white Rioja, Red or white Namaqua, White Wine Spritzer.

Favourite Beers:

Hoegaarden.

Favourite Soda Drinks:

Cream Soda from T***o, Dandelion & Burdoch, Diet Pepsi

Favourite Foods:

Chilli Con Carne, Traditional Sunday Roast, Chinese, Italian.

Disliked Foods:

Offal, Cauliflower, Pork Pies, Rice Pudding, Bananas

Famous Ladies I Like And Would Have As slaves...

Jessica Alba, Eliza Dushku, Hayley Tamaddon, Kara Tointon, Kym Marsh,

Amy Acker, Alyson Hannigan, Laura Pyper, Neve Campbell, Nigella Lawson, Claire Kramer, Jane Goldman, Sheridan Smith, Alexa Davalos,

Mackenzie Firgens, Carla Bonner, Emmanuelle Chrique, Adriana Lima,

Barbara Nedeljakova, Juliet Landau, Lucy Griffiths, Lauren German, Karen Taylor, Sarah Alexander, Samantha Janus and Dawn French.

Famous males I Like And Would Have As slaves...

Jensen Ackles, David Boreanaz, Nigel Harman, Desmond Harrington,

Jay Hernandez, Nicholas Brendon, James Marsters, Jared Padalecki,

Michael Weatherly, Michael Shanks, Sean Penn, Christian Kane, Ben Broder, Cristiano Ronaldo, Nathan Fillion, Alan Davies, Mark Gatiss, David Walliams,

Richard Hammond, Jonas Armstrong, Martin Clunes and Kirk Cameron (pre the scary god squadding)Hmmm the things I could do to them all!

My Starsign

Scorpio (23 October -21November)

I am very proud to have been born under the star sign of Scorpio.

My birthday is 25th Oct. Write it down, have it nicely framed, have a tattoo but Never Ever Forget It!

Scorpio is the eighth Sign of the Zodiac, and you shouldn't take that lightly. You shouldn't take Scorpios lightly, either. Those born under this Sign are dead serious in their mission to learn about others. There's no fluff or chatter for Scorpios, either: these folks will zero in on the essential questions, gleaning the secrets that lie within. Scorpios concern themselves with beginnings and endings, and are unafraid of either; they also travel in a world which is black and white and has little use for gray. The curiosity of Scorpios is immeasurable, which may be why they are such adept investigators. These folks love to probe and know how to get to the bottom of things. The fact that they have a keen sense of intuition certainly helps.

It's the Scorpion which symbolizes Scorpios, and it's no accident. Much like the Scorpion would rather kill itself than be killed, those born under this Sign are the ones who are in ultimate control of their destiny. It is life on the Scorpion's terms, too, since these folks promote their agenda (they are quite the executives) and see to it that things go forward. Others may find this overbearing (it can be) and even self-destructive, but that's the beauty of the Scorpion: these folks have tremendous regenerative powers, much like the literal Scorpion can lose its tail and promptly grow a new one. Fearless Scorpions rarely lose, per se, they just keep on going, since they are stubborn and determined to succeed (this Scorpio trait is in keeping with the Fixed Quality assigned to this Sign). Scorpios work as hard as they do so they can someday sit back and feel satisfied with themselves. These folks are intense, passionate and filled with desire. They're also complex and secretive, so don't expect to get much out of them, lest they become suspicious and exit stage left. It's best not to bet against Scorpios, either, since these folks are surprisingly resourceful.

 

Scorpio is ruled by the Planets Mars and Pluto. Mars was the God of War in ancient Roman mythology and is the first (and most ancient) ruler of Scorpio. When Pluto was discovered in the 20th century, it was also assigned to this Sign. Pluto was known as the God of the Underworld in ancient Roman times, so when coupled with Mars, expect some intense energy to head toward Scorpions here on Earth. This planetary combo makes for people who are motivated, penetrating and aware. Scorpions don't miss much, since they are highly attuned to the vibrations of others. They are intuitive, probing and very focused on knowing who's who and what's what. Scorpions can lose their temper (and even become vengeful) when someone gets in their way, so it's best to give them plenty of room. Remember, they're unafraid, and a loss today simply means an opportunity for victory tomorrow.

The Element associated with Scorpio is Water. As opposed to the 'roiling seas' seen in other Water Signs, a better motto for Scorpions would be 'still waters run deep.' Those born under this Sign are as emotional as their waterborne brethren, it's just that they're not as likely to show it. The Scorpio's emotions are repressed, kept under cover. Again, secrets to be used another day. That said, be aware that these folks are clever, perceptive and always in the mix. Their ability to see into things can sometimes be a curse for Scorpions, however, since they can take an insignificant matter and turn it into a huge slight. Beware the Scorpion who feels crossed! These folks can turn vindictive in no time flat. Luckily, once Scorpions catch their breath, they will return to their usual determined and loyal (albeit strong-willed) ways. Finally, while Scorpions aren't above some subtle manipulation to get what they want, they'd much rather take a scientific, even mystical path. The Scorpio-born are powerful and passionate, qualities which serve them well, as long as they don't let them deteriorate into self-indulgence or compulsion.

Scorpios love competition in both work and play, which is why they'll air it out in sports and games. Extreme sports are right up the Scorpion's alley, as is most anything which will test their mettle. They've got to have an adversary, since it makes the game that much more fun. The Scorpion's colours? Powerful red and serious black. When it comes to love, though, Scorpions soften up a bit and are caring and devoted with their lovers, even if they do hold on a bit tight. Scorpions are also lusty in the extreme (how else?), so they need to be mindful of their reproductive organs.

The great strength of the Scorpio-born is in their determination, passion and motivation. Scorpions don't know the word quit, which is why they usually get the job done. A powerhouse? Like no other.

My Pet Hates (Use the arrows bottom left of the box to scroll)

I am not overkeen on latex/rubber clothing. I only have corsets as it is very difficult to purchase at a reasonable price in My size. Plus the smell is very off putting for Me, its sticky, needing a lot of attention and hard to get on. I don't mind if you wear it in session but I would prefer not.

Timewasters! They are the pain in the ass for many Pro-Dommes. I hope that aint you.

Liars - Bring back hanging

Thieves - Same as above

Child Molestors/Paedophiles - I would be more than happy and would coo with glee if I were to pluck out their eyes then slowly chop off their nads with a blunt penknife and stuff the whole lot down their throat 'til they choked.

Child Porn sites - It is just foulness and I detest any person running a site like that or those that subscribe to one.

Animal Cruelty - See how you like being tortured shall W/we?

Racism

Fattists - I'm fat, so fucking deal with it and move on!

Paypal and Nochex are hypocrits

Impatience

Any Religion

God Botherers and religious nutters that feel the need to and save Me. I don't need saving, especially from someone who believes in something that is a figment of the imagination. you religious freaks are the reason we're fighting wars, get over yourselves. One day you are going to realise you have been duped, that any religion is just a crock of shit and it is a way of getting money out of arseholes like you because you want to be forgiven of your sins or to repress Women or both. Purlees, if you want to worship something real and all powerful, worship Me. I have every need to take the very precious gift of your submissive nature and use it to My own advantage. I have recently been told by religious freaks that I don't know the price for evil, all I can say to that is: I hope evil takes MasterCard! Where is your all powerful god that is "supposed" to save U/us when there's people starving, children dying, murder, raping, terrorists, earthquakes? etc etc and don't say he/she/it is testing us, you know and I know, its total crap!!!If I have offended you religious turkeys, tough titties, it's not your lucky day, I DON'T CARE. I do have a question for you though, why are you visiting a Pro-Domme, BDSM, Adult site when you are forbidden to do so? Is the need to wank too much to bear? LOL Losers...

People who don't FULLY read a website - they're too busy with the wanking induced blinkers to read properly. Before you make any attempt to contact Me - take your hands out of your pants and READ the site beforehand.

Those not really interested in BBW's but are just here for a goosey, nose around . They just HAVE to email to let Me know what I ALREADY KNOW, that I am fat, big, porky, a wide load, huge. Ooooh thanks for letting Me know and I suppose you're Brad Pitt? Honestly jerkoff, one thing is for certain, I AM FAT but you're pathetic - don't waste your time or Mine.

subs/slaves that start their email/convo/phone call with the "i want" tirade followed with a huge shopping list of demands. I will not design My time around your libido (although I will adhere to your hard limits). However, I will incoporate your fetishes and desires to manipulate you further. On Me asking about your interests and experiences, I am enquiring for a inventory of your weaknesses and not a programme of proceedings.

Parents/Guardians/Anyone that has the "baby, child, small person, stick insect etc on board" notice in the back or side window of their car. It causes more accidents than it prevents them. Don't you get it? Don't you see? Other drivers are straining to read it and not concentrating on their own driving and that's when they plough into you and

your so and so on board and crush you all to death. Thickos!!

Badly behaved, rude, ill-mannered, illiterate, disrespectful kids and teenagers - Need I say more.

Parents who own those badly behaved, rude, ill-mannered, illiterate, disrespectful kids and teenagers - you only have yourselves to blame.

Parents whom allow/don't care that their children watch/see websites and movies that are solely intended for an adult audience and then blame the webmistress/master and try and ban legitimate adult sites on the net. you wonder why your child is a cretin or misbehaves for having watched/seen adult material. Well, wise-up, IT'S YOUR FUCKING FAULT YOUR CHILD IS LIKE THAT NO-ONE ELSES!! TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OFFSPRING!

What has happened to teaching children how to cross the road and road safety in general? Nah, the government would rather blame the driver than the child playing in the ROAD!!! Any kid that plays in the ROAD is asking to be killed and their parents need locking up for allowing it! The government gets more money blaming and convicting the driver than spending it on a road safety campaign!! THE "STOP LOOK LISTEN"...AND "CHARLIE SAYS" CAMPAIGNS ARE IMPRINTED ON MY BRAIN FROM WHEN I WAS A CHILD...and I have NEVER once been injured or even almost hurt whilst crossing the road. I NEVER played in the road, it was drummed into Me by My Mother that is was TOO DANGEROUS!!

WebMistresses/masters that are so above themselves and ignore My request for a link exchange. What is wrong with sending a simple email that says no thankyou? It won't offend Me, it offends Me more being totally ignored by tossers. It also costs you nothing...Where's your manners?

Freeloaders and wasters - "slaves" that believe that if I was a "real" Domme I wouldn't be requiring a tribute for "services".Let's get one thing clear. I am NOT offering you services. I am offering you the chance to worship and be Dominated by a beautiful BBW Dominant babe. I have "worked" hard for My status, attended many workshops, read lots of books to properly tie you up, whip you etc etc. I am charging you for My precious time, skill and expertise. The easy part for Me and what comes natural is the Dominant nature I have. Why the fuck would a Lady like Me want to have a slave in My divine presence for free? Many Pro-Dommes are inundated with emails and phonecalls it is ludicrous to think They have the time or inclination to give out free sessions willy-nilly to anyone.

Music that's around in the charts! Alot of it is not music (Rap, Hip-Hop, Trance, RnB - it's just noise!!!). As it stands if you don't have the right look you have no chance of becoming a star! Talent to Me is about BEING ABLE TO SING AND PLAY AN INSTRUMENT and not about if you have the right looks or body shape. One of the X Factor or Pop Idol (not sure which) winners Rik Waller for instance, was a big guy and had a FANTASTIC voice, didn't have the right "look", so on your way Riky baby!! It's so exasperating. Another one: Michelle McManus, absolutely stunning, powerful voice, again big girl - didn't conform - piss off Michelle.It is so, so wrong and not what talent is about. There again nowadays talent doesn't sell CDs, sex and what you look like does. (Shakes Head).

The amount of adverts during a programme, especially on Sky!! A programme starts, they have the pre-amble bit, run the titles which all lasts about 4 mins or so and then they go straight into adverts for about 7 mins with a much much a higher volume than the programme was, causing you to turn it down/mute whatever. Then when the programme returns you must adjust the volume again because it is so low you cannot hear it!! Apparently TV execs have always stated that they do not adjust the volume for adverts, which is a crock of shit!! There is around 5 sets of adverts during a one hour programme. Can you imagine how many other programmes they could show if there wasn't any bloody adverts? Loads!! Then I am sure our TV license and the subscription of sky would be worth it...

Less than honest sellers on ebay that fob you off with crap, dishonest listings. For example describing an item as leather and when it arrives it is Polyurethane and then become abusive when you make a polite complaint. Grrr...Text speak emails and emails all in caps (implying shouting) with no punctuation, sentences, paragraphs etc and alot of exclaimation and question marks, in the incorrect place, thus proving to Me they are an illiterate shit head.

Bad Spelling and grammar

One liner emails from people that DO NOT read a full website which gives full information. They know who they are! I just ignore

Novices that do not read a full website either. They know who they are! I just ignore!

The bloody awful Sheila's Wheels adverts! Those girls CANNOT sing!

All In A Name